Santa Dropped the Ball

I’m very disappointed in Santa Claus. He really let me down. I wrote such a compelling letter, too – bared my soul and put forth every effort. Nothing. My hopes are dashed and I am just going to wallow in the blackness of depression for a while. Maybe I’ll bang my head against the wall or eat a bug, just for a little variety. Don’t try to cheer me up right now. I’m in a funk. You can let a rope down into my hole in a day or two. Monkey.

http://www.whittierdailynews.com/crime/ci_17029629

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